On tonight’s episode of American Idol, the show makes its last stop in St. Louis, Missouri, before the show heads to Hollywood Week! In case you’ve missed last night’s stop in Portland, Oregon, you can read our full recap here.

Will the judges find their next star in St. Louis? Only time will tell as the competition heats up! The show was pretty good last night, so we don’t doubt that there’s talent in St. Louis, just waiting to be uncovered.

Who was your favorite performer of the night last night? Are you upset that they’ve scrapped the New Jersey auditions in favor of heading straight to Hollywood? Or are you of the mind that the auditions were taking way too long?

Stay tuned for our up-to-the-minute recap of the show, as it airs — tonight at 8PM on Fox!

RECAP:

They are doing a montage of Carrie Underwood clips, because they found her in St. Louis, Missouri. Can they find another Carrie?

Up first is Johnny Keyser, singing Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke. He sounds good! The judges are impressed. Jennifer Lopez tells him he’s going to be a star. He’s going through to Hollywood!

Singing next is Rachelle Lamb, singing Find Somebody New by Faith Hill. She’s not bad! She brought along her daughter Maddie, for the audition. How cute. The judges are amused. Steven said he likes her moxie and Randy says she has pure talent. She’s going through to Hollywood!

Oliver McCrary is singing next and he sounds pretty awful. Up next is a montage of crappy singers! HA. WTF did Steven Tyler just say in that little rhyme?!??

Singing next is Reis Kloeckener, singing Lean On Me and he’s pretty good! He definitely puts a lot of heart into his singing. All three judges say yes and he’s off to Hollywood!

Singing next is 22-year-old Ethan Jones, who dropped out of school to be a full-time musician. His dad was in their band, but left and went to rehab. He’s singing I’ll Be by Edwin Cain. He sounds fantastic. Three yes votes and he’s off to Hollywood! Tears roll as Ethan calls his father and they talk about getting together soon. His dad says that he’s clean and sober now and they have much to talk about.

Up next is Mark Ingram singing Overjoyed by Stevie Wonder. He was alright, but his voice cracked on several occasions.

Singing last is Lauren Gray and she performs in a southern rock band with her father on the weekends. Today, she’s singing Adele’s song, One and Only. She is the best singer of the competition so far. You go girl, she’s got some true talent! She has a LOT of talent! She’s got three yes votes from the judges and she’s going to Hollywood!

Who was your favorite performer from tonight’s show? Sound off in the comments!

This Thursday evening brings out the vampires in an all new episode of Vampire Diaries, not to mention some dead vamps too. This episode titled “Bringing Out The Dead” is going to be one packed full of deals and heart breaks and not to mention maybe a few skulls broken too.

Last week we met Bonnie’s, (Kat Graham) mother, Abby, (Persia White), for the first time and what an impression she made on us as well as her daughter. Along with Abby we met her fill-in-child Jamie, (Robert Ri’chard) who unfortunately was under the power influence of one of Klaus’, (Joseph Morgan), hybrids. Jamie attempted to kill Stefan, (Paul Wesley) but spared Elena, (Nina Dobrev) as usual because she is so valuable to Klaus.

During all of this Tyler Lockwood, (Michael Trevino), is still being tortured by Bill Forbes, (Noah Bennet), Caroline’s, (Candice Accola), father so that he can make himself safe around Caroline. Will Tyler survive this test?

Now that Alaric, (Matt Davis), seems to have a new love in his life, Dr. Fell, (Torrey Devitto), will it cloud his judgment when comes to solving the Klaus problem? Or will the heartfelt Dr. Fell become an assest to the team against Klaus?

Even with all of Stefan’s and Damon’s, (Ian Somerhalder), plots and schemes Klaus still obtained his coffins, well at least three of the coffins with his family in it. It still remains to be seen what is behind coffin # 4. Will Stefan and his planning against Klaus screw everything up for the rest of the clan?

CW Synopsis:

A FAMILY DINNER – Sheriff Forbes delivers some disturbing news to Alaric and Elena about the weapon used in a recent murder. In the Salvatore brothers’ escalating quest to kill Klaus, Stefan turns to Bonnie and Abby (guest star Persia White), while Damon reaches out to an old acquaintance for help in setting up an elaborate plan. Intent on a plan of his own, Klaus hosts a strange dinner party, where he reveals another story from his family’s violent past until an unexpected guest brings the party to an end. Meanwhile, Caroline is heartbroken when she is unable to stop a tragedy from unfolding. Zach Roerig also stars

Preview:

Join us tonight for the live recap of the show!

RECAP:

Tonight’s episode starts with Klaus and his brother are fighting now that the dagger has been removed from his chest. Klaus tries to reason with Elijah. Klaus tells Elijah that he needs to know some things before he tries to kill him. He convinces Elijah that he should work with him to destroy Stefan.

Alaric wakes up and needs asprin from a hang-over. Elena comes in and laughs at him for the hang-over. The door bell rings and it’s Sheriff Forbes. She advises them about the Medical Examiner being murdered and it was a stake that belonged to the Gilbert stash family and the only finger prints on it are Elena’s. The Sheriff of course doesn’t believe Elena did it. Elena calls Damon to tell him about it and he of course blames Dr. Fell.  Alaric of course is pissed that Damon implies her.Between Alaric, Damon and Elena are tying to figure out who did the murder.

Damon is meeting with Elijah out in the woods. Damon wants to know what’s in the mystery coffin and he believes that Elijah knows what it is and whether it will kill Klaus.

Bonnie, Abby and Stefan are searching for the sealed coffin and the only ones that get in are Abby and Bonnie because vampires are unwelcome. He orderd them to get the coffin open becuase they need to know how to kill Klaus. Elena shows up and asks Stefan if he murdered the medical examiner. Stefan is offended that she would believe it was him. He asks her if she asked Damon the same question.

Dr. Fell and Caroline are at the hospital with Bill Forbes and he is acting out. Caroline is there to take him home. Dr. Fell knows that Caroline is a vampire and she assures her she won’t blab it. Caroline goes to look for her father and he is already gone. Elena shows up as she is looking for him. She hears his phone in a supply room and she goes in to look for him. Caroline finds him on the floor with a knife in his chest.

Caroline runs to her father and she starts to panic and she takes out the knife and Elena tells that she has vampire blood in him so we won’t die exactly.

Back in the cave Bonnie and Abby are trying to figure out how to open the coffin. Looking through a spell book. They may have it solved.

Stefan and Damon are talking about his meeting with Klaus and Elijah. Damon and Stefan can’t seem to see eye to eye on their plan.

Back at the hospital Bill Forbes is upset that he didn’t died. He was attacked from behind and killed. He is hungry for blood of course. He is now a vampire and he anything but happy and he won’t drink any blood which means he won’t make it thu the transition. Caroline is totally upset.

Alaric is taking inventory of all the weapons in the house to try and figure out who killed the medical examiner. He thinks it could be Dr. Fell now. He suggests taking the dagger and the new info back to the Sheriff. Elena goes to Caroline’s side.

Damon and Stefan meet with Klaus and Elijah at Klaus’s place. He as arranged for a dinner for thme with some human blood of course.

At the unusual dinner at Klaus’ Stefan and Damon are going along with dinner and they actually have a real dinner. They are trying to come to a deal. Damon is trying to keep Stefan in line.

Caroline and Elena are talking about Dr. Fell and if she really did kill the medical examiner who happens to be her ex-boyfriend. Her father and mother are actually talking and they haven’t done that in years. Caroline asks Elena is there a possibility that Tyler could have killed the ME? Elena doesn’t think so. Caroline doesn’t want her father to die and she wants him to drink blood so he can live forever with her. She asks Elena what was the hardest part of losing her dad. She tells her knowing that certain things he just won’t be there for. Matt walks up and hugs Caroline. It’s nice to know he is there for her.

Klaus is looking for Elena and it gets Stefan’s blood boiling and Damon tells him to leave that alone. Klaus tells the story of how Katrina became a vampire. A girl that was there when they moved before they were vampires and it was her blood that turned them into vampires. Family Above All!

Abby and Bonnie are working a spell to open the coffin when Bonnie gets upset and feels like Abby is not trying. Abby tells her that the spirits are angry with her that’s why she can’t get her powers back. Bonnie tells her it’s not the spirits it’s her that won’t let the magic back in. Bonnie tells her how much she missed by walking away and never coming back. Bonnie tells her if you want to apologize help her get this coffin opn now. They start the spell again. And this time the magic is working. The ground begins to shake and the flames are getting higher. It almost opened it. Bonnie goes to call Damon. Abby is left with the coffin. While Bonnie is gone the coffin bangs open.

Back at the diner they are trying to come to an agreement. Klaus is not happy with the deal. He will never leave Elena behind because it’s her blood that makes the hybrids. He thinks that Stefan and Damon will end up killing Elena because of their fued with each other. Damon walks out. Elijah goes out with him.

Elena and Matt are walking back to her house and talking about everything that’s strange in that town. She goes in to find the electricty off. Matt stays with her. She goes to the kitchen to find a puddle of blood on the floor and a bloody handprint on the wall. She follows the blood thru the house. She finds poor Alaric with a stake in his chest in the hallway upstairs.

Elena is freaked and runs to Alaric’s side. He is still alive but he has lost alot of blood. He doesn’t know who did this to him. He tells them they have to kill him so he will come back. Elena decides to take the chance because she is the doppleganger and she is super natural.

Klaus and Stefan are talking when Damon and Elijah walk in. Damon tells him we made an offer he must counter. Klaus offers future happiness is to get Damon and Stefan out of her life and she can marry a human and have children so he can have doppleganger forever. But they must go. Stefan tells them no deal. So he takes Stefan and sticks his hand in the fire. He tells Elijah and Damon to bring the coffin now before he kills Stefan by burning him alive.

Caroline and her father are talking about old time and she asks him if there is anything she can do for him. She tells him that being a vampire is not as bad as he thinks it is. She tells him he is strong and he could be a vampire. He tells her people are not supposed to cheat death. She thinks he hates her. He tells her he loves her and that she is good. He tells her she is exactly who they wanted her to be. She begs him not leave her and cries on his shoulder.

Stefan tells Klaus to go head and kill him because he’s going to do it anyways. Elijah walks in and threatens him with his brothers. Elijah let the rest of the family8 out and they attack Klaus. Elijah tells Damon and Stefan they are free to go. This is now family business.

Later Caroline is with her father as he is meeting death. Her mom comes in to be with her.

Matt and Elena are sitting with Alaric and he is not awake yet. She tells him that Bill died. She asks Matt to stay with her. And he does of course.

In the woods on the way home Damon and Stefan are talking about how the deal went. Although they have had rough times they are brothers and they love each other. Elena calls Damon and he ignores it. Stefan tells Damon that he loves her and Damon tells him so do I.

Sheriff Forbes calls Elena to tell her that the attach on Alaric was not Dr. Fell because she was in surgery. All of a sudden Alaric wakes up spitting up blood. Stefan and Damon find Bonnie knocked out in the cave and no sign of Abby.

Klaus and his family are talking to him and they tell him that they are going to kill Elena so he can’t make hybrids and he will always be alone. Elijah Tells him they will kill him once they have the coffin. In walks their mother. She walks up to Klaus as he cries and she tells him to look at her. She says do you know why I am here? She is here to forgive him and she wants them all to be a family again.

What a way to end!

Can’t wait for next weeks episode.

Tonight, American Idol takes its auditions to Portland, Oregon, where the crew attempt to find the next star of the show. Last week, the show was auditioning folks in Aspen, Colorado as well as Houston, Texas in hopes of finding some awesome talent. In case you’ve missed the shows, you can read those recaps here and here.

After tonight’s auditions, the show will move to St. Louis, Missouri — and then it’s off to Hollywood Week! It was rumored that the show was going to make a stop in Rutherford, New Jersey, but that episode was scrapped.

Tonight, we will be providing you with all of the updates that you’re going to need for the show, as it airs! Stay tuned for our up-to-the-minute recap!

Recap:

The shows starts tonight in Portland, Oregon for all new auditions! The judges are ready to maybe make Oregon History.

The first contestant is Brittany Zika startswith The Story by Brenda Carlisle.  She is beautiful! Her voice is unreal. The vote is all three YES! She has a golden ticket! Off to Hollywood!

The next contestant is Ben Purdom doing Born This Way by Lady Gaga, and he is just totally gross. He has a cold and he has no problem showing off his snot! Eeewww. He is not soo good. So is snot making it to Hollywood!

 Next Contestant up after lunch is Jermaine Jones and he is tall, 6’8″, Super Star is the song he is going to sing. He is has a very low voice and it’s natural! He is wonderful! He has a gift. The vote is YES on all three. Off to Hollywood!

Day 2 In the City of Roses:

The first contestant of the day is Britnee Kellogg No Good is the song. She is stunning! She has it all. The vote is all Three YES! Hollywood here she comes! Golden Ticket winner!

The next contestant is Sam Gershaman singing I am a woman. The vote is NO! The judges say you’re not ready yet. No Golden Ticket for her.

Contestant David Weed is singing Tom Sawyer by Rush! Hard song choice. Not soo good! He is not going to Hollywood! Nice try buddy!

Contestant Romeo Diahn is from Liberia. His family came to America for a better life. The vote Is Yes!! He is going to Hollywood! By a string but he made it in.

The next one up is Naomi Gillies singing Crying by Aerosmith. She does well but maybe needs a bit of fine tuning. She is going to Hollywood!  A lot of turn downs!

Ben Harrison, 28, singing Somebody To Love by Queen is next up and he has a baby face and a clown for sure. This kid is hilarious! The votes comes in and he didn’t make it! It’s all good! He has a baby face.

Her we are back again for the last contestant of the day, Jessica Phillips singing Again by Faith Havens.  Her story is compelling about her boyfriend having a massive stroke last year. She takes care of him constantly and loves him. Her voice is wonderful and her heart is in it. The vote is YES! All three! She is going to Hollywood! They made her day!

45 contestants are going to Hollywood!

This is the end of auditions in Portland.  Next up is St. Louis!

The National Enquirer wants us all to believe that Angelina Jolie has confessed to cheating on her long-time partner, Brad Pitt. Apparently she had some hotel hookups behind his back… I’d be hard-pressed to believe that’s true. He’s Brad freakin’ Pitt! Besides that, she didn’t go through all of the trouble of snatching him away from Jennifer Aniston just so that she could sneak around on him…Right? If this is true, then it must’ve happened during his Billy Goat Brad phase. He was looking pretty unkempt at the time.

PLUS! There was a day that Angelina physically threatened Jen?!?!?? I’m calling B.S. right now. I think Jen would’ve broken Angie in two, like a pretzel. Just sayin’, she’s a twig.

Newt Gingrich’s wife has some sort of “lesbian shocker”, if you’re curious. I guess that’s what you get when you want an open marriage.

Also featured in this issue is Kris Jenner’s marriage to Bruce destroyed! She is cheating on him just like she did Robert Kardashian?!? Say it isn’t so!

Us Weekly dives into Demi Moore’s “desperate spiral” in their latest issue. According to the tabloid, she’s having wild parties with her daughter, chasing boys younger than Ashton and is terrified of growing old. So that’s what it is? She’s so terrified of getting older that she had to turn to drugs?!? Okay…

Here’s a whopper, too….the magazine is making the claim that Demi is hitting on Zac Efron!

Also featured in this issue is Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s babymoon. The couple must’ve invited the paparazzi along with them for a vacation…because Kardashians are classy like that.

In addition, they feature a story on Heidi Klum and Seal’s divorce with his “new betrayal” and “Heidi feels used.”

Do you really think Demi is hitting on Zac Efron? What did Heidi learn about Seal that was so awful? We want to know! Do you?

Kim Kardashian is “so alone”, touts the newest issue of Life & Style magazine. She is undateable, losing millions, gained 15 pounds and has no friends, according to the tabloid’s reports.

How about she’s a used up sex tape star who famewhores out every minute for the love of money and ratings? That sounds about right to us, don’t you think?

The tabloid says that Kim is headed for a breakdown and is so depressed. Here’s a suggestion: Fall out of the spotlight for a few years, move to Guam and live a life of solitude. Truthfully, we’re tired of looking at her. If she’s so depressed, then she should go see a doctor, it’s not like she can’t afford it.

I wonder how much she got paid for this BS story. Is she depressed that her marriage tanked or that her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush, wouldn’t take her back?

Also featured in this issue is Demi Moore doing drugs in front of her daughter Rumer. We’re guessing that she likely did the whip-its with Rumer, trying to look like the cool mother. What do you think?

According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having more babies! Twins, to be precise!

A pal said, “They were overjoyed at how quickly Angie became pregnant this time. They said that it showed that this was pregnancy was ‘meant to be’ But then Angie’s latest ultrasound revealed there were two heartbeats – well they couldn’t believe it. They were totally shocked!”

They already have six children together, so if the rumors are true, then they would be parents to eight. The pal went on to say, “Angelina is absolutely thrilled. She and Brad can’t believe that they’ve been so blessed again. They are so excited that they are struggling to keep it a secret. But they are totally buzzing and have only spilled the good news to very close friends and family.”

Do you think the rumors are true?

It’s the last day in January and only a few days away from Superbowl Sunday and we don’t even care! Do you know why? Because New Girl is back on tonight and the laughs are going to roll why we watch Schmidt go on rampage about damp towels.

It appears our man Nick, played by Jake Johnson, is still dating his new lady Julia, played by Lizzy Caplan, and being the romatic that he is is slightly disturbed that she isn’t ready to make a big deal out of their relationship. Will Nick be able to resolve the problem with Julia?

Our favorite girl Jess, played by Zooey Deschanel, has gotten herself into a bit of trouble in this episode. She gets a traffic ticket that she feels is unjust and she recruits the help of Julia to help her get out of the ticket. Will Jess get out of the ticket?

Now for the good laugh. Schmidt, played by Max Greenfield, is drawing the line on damp towels in the bathroom after he showers. He is not happy with waking up to two girls in the bathroom now since Julia is spending alot of time with Nick. And for some ungodly known reason everytime Schmidt gets out of the shower his towel is damp! That really twists his towel! Can Schmidt resolve the mystery of the damp towel?

And lets not forget Winston, played by Lamorne Morris, as he rekindles the fun of a past bed buddy who will be played by Kali Hawk.

Show Synopsis:

Nick panics when Julia (guest star Lizzy Caplan) doesn’t want to put a label on their relationship. Meanwhile, Jess enlists Julia to help her get out of a traffic ticket, Winston reconnects with a former booty call (guest star Kali Hawk) and Schmidt is baffled as to why his shower towel is always damp.

Join us tonight for the live recap:

Tonight we begin with Julia and Nick in bed in the morning, snuggling. Later Jess and Julia are in the bathroom getting ready at the apartment while Schmidt is showering. Schmidt gets out and is upset about the damp towels and starts to get totally pissed and begins to rant about it. Then he flexes in front of Julia who finds it yukky! So Julia leaves and now Winston, Schmist and Nick  and Jess are all in the bathroom talking about Nick’s relationship and how they are not labeling their “thing” as dating.

Winston is missing his booty call so he calls her to meet up. They go out for drinks, oddly enough at the place she works at, with the little lady and she is not impressed by Winston. She hasn’t heard from him in two years and he shows up to do nothing but talk about himself.  She blows him off.

Jess and Julia are at the apartment that night and she is smothering her with the hostess with the mostest! Julia is there to help Jess get out of her traffic ticket and it’s an $800.00 fine. Julia tells her she will try to help her out. She thinks maybe the judge might just buy Jess’ crazy act. Psst it’s not an act. They start to talk about the woman in all the boys life. Jess feels uncomfortable with Julia. Nick walks in and they go to Nick’s room. Before he goes in his room Jess tells him that Julia doesn’t like her. Julia doesn’t do desert!

Jess is talking to Cece another chick in the apartment talking about Julia. They are telling Jess not to feel bad she is clearly a biotch! Nick walks in and he is upset that Jess is taking those out of proportion. Nick explains that she is more like a guy than a girl and that she doesn’t play games. He tells him that they are up front with each other. Jess tells Nick that she asked about who has dated in the past and if he is dating anyone else now. There went that.

Nick and Jess are out at his bar talking about his relationship with Julia. Winston and Schmidt come up and Winston is worried that he doesn’t have game. Julia walks in at the bar and Jess, Schmidt and Winston go get a booth. They are trying to give Winston dating advice.

Meanwhile, Julia and Nick are talking and he asks her point blank about what she asked Jess about. She claims she didn’t exactly ask about that but she wanted to make sure because she is seeing other people. He says fine he is dating other people too. Now they are playing the game. Julia leaves and goes to the bathroom.

Jess follows Julia in the bathroom and they get into it. Julia tells her she doesn’t like her and she doesn’t want to be her friend. She tells her she is about to cry and she doesn’t want to do in front of her.

Nick is in the men’s bathroom crying and Jess walks in on him. He yells at her and tells her to get out. So now poor Jess is crying!

Winston shows up at the ex-booty calls job to talk to her. She tells him she doesn’t know what to think. But he is hear to listen to her. He tells her she way out of her league. She tell him that she has to get back to work.

Meanwhile Jess and Julia are at court for her traffic ticket. Jess starts to practice to talk to the judge. Julia tells her what to do. She says guilty for some reason. On their way out Jess tells off Julia. She now has to pay an $800.00 fine with baby farm animal checks. Julia seems put off by Jess telling her she doesn’t like her either.

Winton and his woman are walking down the street talking and he tell her he wants to take her out on a real date. She tell him to call her. He is soo excited that he makes an ass out of himself with a voctory dance.

Schmidt is at home in the shower nad forgot to take a towel with him so he comes out trying to go out with a small hand towel when he trips and loses the towel. The girls crack up laughing. Jess comes up with a great idea of putting the towels on the bar.

Julia knocks and she is there to talk to Jess. Julia tells her she will come back later. Jess invites her in to crochet with them. They realize that Julia has a bit of an anger managment issue. Nick come home and him and Julia go talk in his room. She tells him that she doesn’t want to date anyone else, just him. He tells her that he wants the same thing. Their thing is now official, boyfriend and girlfriend!

Winston and Schmidt are talking about the towels in the bathroom and he finds that his towel is damp. Nick tells him that he uses that towel! Nick never washes the towel! Schmidt is horrified! Nick tells him that he weats his underwear! Now Schmidt is ready to barf!

The End!

One of Twilight’s biggest stars, Kristen Stewart seems to be turning into a fashion mogul! Stewart was seen in Paris, France with German photographer Karl Lagerfeld and was wearing a black feathery couture gown and looked outstanding!

Celebuzz

After the shoot, Kristen emerged in her regular, casual attire but still donned her sexy eye makeup from the shoot. She was all smiles, even though a very large crowd had formed outside. But she still made time to snap photos with a few lucky fans.

Kristen has also been named as Balenciaga’s new fragrance spokeswoman! WOW! Will Kristen be leaving the realm of movie kingdom for fashion? I am sure she wouldn’t think of it!

Now I don’t know about anyone else but as far as I am concerned we see entirely too much of the Kardashians everywhere from TV to news and other media sources, so now I have to be tortured with topless photos of these goofs? Ugh! I don’t want to see them with clothes on let alone without shirts.

People Mag:

The Kardashians shared plans for their denim collection in September, around the time their eponymous collection launched in Sears stores. “We have to get everything tailored, so in this collection, we wanted to make sure that you didn’t have to tailor anything,” Kim told PEOPLE at the time. “It was the exact way we like it — from the fabrics being very comfortable and stretchy to fitting all of our body types.”

Ok so I will cut them some slack that the jeans sound like they may be pretty cool but I still don’t want to see any of the three of these hookers without a shirt on. And if you happen to be a fan of the Kardashian’s well you are in luck because they intend to expand into home ware and swimwear line coming up this year.

Tonight on ABC, it’s an all new episode of The Bachelor! Season 16′s fifth episode shows Bachelor Ben Flajnik taking the remaining ladies to Puerto Rico. In case you’ve missed last week’s episode of the show, you can read our official recap here.

Last week, we saw Ben get rid of Samantha early, because she complained of only going on group dates with him. She wanted more one-on-time time, however, he wanted no time with her AT ALL!

In the end, he got rid of Monica Spannbauer, after caving into Courtney Robertson’s madness. You know that first rose should’ve gone to Kacie B. and not Courtney.

This is the night that Courtney connives her way into Ben’s heart by getting naked for some skinny dipping with him. Scandalous!

Stay tuned, we will be recapping the show from start to finish — at 8PM EST!

Will Ben get rid of Emily, because Courtney doesn’t like her? Or will it be because Emily alerts Ben to Courtney’s trickery? There are three dates tonight, two one-on-one dates and one group date.

Chris leaves the date card with the ladies and he’s taking Nicki to old San Juan. They get a snow cone and it’s starts raining. Now that they are drenched, Ben suggests shopping for new clothes. They’re looking for authentic Puerto Rican attire. The hat is an improvement to the Caveman look, but that’s not saying much.

Later that night, Nicki opened up to Ben about her marriage. She wants to experience all of that again.

Another date card arrives at the house and it’s for a group date. Elyse is going to get her one-on-one date with Ben. Blakely is whining that she didn’t get the one-on-one date. Wahh.

Ben gives Nicki the rose on their date. Surprise.

Ben is taking the ladies for a group date to play baseball at an empty baseball stadium. Chris interrupts to tell the ladies that they are going to be split up into two teams. Whoever wins will get a romantic beach party. Since there are nine ladies, one of them will have to play on both teams. Ben chooses Lyndzi and she’ll get an automatic invite to the beach party.

They start playing and Courtney says that Blakely was playing like a champ and who knew strippers could play baseball? The game runs into an extra inning as the girls keep tying it up. The red team wins! Courtney, Kacie B., Jennifer and Samantha all get to go to the beach party. Blakely is whining that the helicopter arrived on the field to pick up the winners.

Courtney says that she’s worried about Kacie B., even though they didn’t get along at first. Ben and Kacie are spending time together and talking about his past relationships. After they all get to talking together, Ben takes Kacie for a walk and gives her the rose.

After Ben and Kacie return to the group, Courtney steals him away and go for a walk along the beach. Her forehead is super shiny. She wants to go skinny dipping with him.

Elyse is going on the second one-on-one date with Ben and he’s taking her on a yacht. She suggests that they “screw everyone else” and get married there. He suggests that they jump off of the side of the boat. Afterward, he takes her on a first date on the beach for dinner. There’s a rose on the table. Ben questions what she said on the boat about accomplishing everything in life there is to accomplish. He asks her if she’s there just because she’s sick of being single. He grabs the rose and says that he was looking for something that he just can’t find with her. He tells her that he has to follow his heart and cannot give her the rose.

Elyse is leaving the beach, crying, asking what she did wrong. Ben told her that she didn’t do anything wrong and that she’s a wonderful woman. She leaves and Courtney is plotting on taking Ben skinny dipping.

The ladies are all talking when a guy comes in the room and grabs Elyse’s bag. They are all shocked. Courtney makes some snide comments. Afterward, she goes to see Ben with some wine and glasses. She offers to go draw him a bath and give him a massage. She wants to go skinny dipping and showed him that she doesn’t have anything underneath her robe. She offers to “rock his world”. Uh huh.

She gets in the water with Ben and they’re both naked. She says she’s worried that all of the other girls are going to really hate her when they find out.

Later on, Blakely opens up to Ben about her feelings for him. He’s happy that she opened up to him and she lays a huge kiss on him. Is Courtney going to tell the ladies that she got naked with Ben?

Emily and Ben go to the beach and she tells him that she’s focusing on him now, instead of the third party who was being a pest to the other women. Then, she talks about it again! Ben tells her to drop it and tread lightly and “be careful”.

Time for the rose ceremony! Here’s a list of who’s getting a rose:

Lyndzi
Jamie
Rachel
Courtney
Kasie S.
Blakely
Emily

Are you shocked that Jennifer is going home? CRAZY! I thought it was going to be Emily! Did you?

Were you as shocked as we were at last night’s episode of Once Upon A Time? Last night, the show revealed A LOT! In case you’ve missed the show, you can read our official recap here.

We found that the Mirror was actually a genie, but was freed by King Leopold. The King gave the genie his last wish to use as he pleased. The King brought the genie to his kingdom to meet his family and he fell in love with the Queen. She tricked him into killing the King for her and tried to make him flee the kingdom, telling him that they could never be together. So, he used his last wish to always be looking at her face…and he was trapped inside the mirror.

In Storybrooke, Sydney puts on the facade that he wants to help Emma trap Regina in a plot to embezzle funds. He gained her trust, but it was all part of Regina’s plan — as he still remains loyal to her.

So, basically Emma looked like an idiot for bringing up the missing funds at the council meeting. Regina debunks the claims that she stole the money and instead, tells everyone that she’s using the funds for a play place for the town’s children.

What did you think of last night’s episode of Once Upon A Time? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

Tonight one of our favorite shows is back on the air with with a fight for vengence. As we saw last week on Once Upon A Time we learned that Snow White took the potion that Rumplestilstkins gave her in order to ease her pain of love for Prince Charming James. We also see how Snow meets the seven dwarves. We are also going to meet the father of Snow White. See the review here.

Back in Storybrooke we learned that in the end you can’t stop love, and Mary Margret and David find their love too strong to ignore. Unfortunately Regina has seen this and is not happy! We still don’t know exactly who our new stranger in town is but we do know he is a writer and he doesn’t appear to be leaving any time soon.

Will Emma be able to fight back and show the sleepy town that Regina is not the great and wonderful Mayor they think she is? Let’s find out. Join us for the live recap!

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Tonight Henry is riding his bike and rides past Emma without a word. They go to his fort and find that the storm had trashed his fort. He is worried that his storybook didn’t make it. He has it buried under the fort to keep it away from Regina. Regina walks up looking for Henry and and makes him get in the car. She jumps on Emma about fixing the play area.

Emma and Mary are at the diner and Mary Margaret gets a text and needs to leave right away. Mary leaves and Sydney takes her spot. Sydney tells Emma he can help her take down Regina. He give her his number. He is upset because she fired him from the paper and made him look bad.

In Fairytale land and King Leopold finds a gold lamp and rubs it and the genie comes out. The king wishes him to be free because that is what he wants. He gives him his last wish as well and invite the Genie to the palace.

At the palace King Leopold brings the Genie in and he meets Regina the king’s wife and his daughter Snow White. The Genie is taken by Regina!

At the play yard the castle is being destroyed by a construction crew. No doubt it is Regina’s doing.  The book is gone no where to be found. Emma comes and jumps on Regina and tells her nice job by killing Henry’s dream. Emma calls Sydney and tells him she is in on letting everyone know just who Regina really is.

Mary meets David at a bridge and he takes her through the woods to a picnic in the woods that he set up for them! Surprise! They kiss. Mean while Emma meets Sydney in a safe place and he tells her that $50k is missing from the budget and he knows it’s her that took it. HE wants to tap her phone and email. Emma wants to do this by the book because she needs to be more responsible now.

In Fairytale land: The palace is having a party and he does it in honor of Snow. He tells her she is the fairest in all the land and it just kills the Evil Queen and she stalks off. The Genie follows her. He asks her is she is upset. He tells her that he noticed her absence even if everyone else did not. She feels terrible that the King will never love her like his first wife, Snow Whit’s daughter. Sydney gives her a mirror so she can see herself as she really is. He tells her she really is the fairest in all the land.

Sydney and Emma are looking through records to find something on her. She needs to get a warrant. Mary Margaret comes home in the middle of this acting a bit strange. Sydney tells her she has to do something.

Emma goes to Regina and confronts her from the $50k and the missing documents on record for this transaction. Regina tells her that she has nothing to hide and she doesn’t know where the documentation could be at. Emma planted a bug in her office while she was there.

The Genie in Fairytale land is called to King Leopold’s chamber. The Kings asks him about another man being in his wife’s life. He had read her diary and saw about the mirror being given to her. The King knows that he can not love her the way she wants to be loved. The Kings asks the Genie to find the man that his wife has fallen for. The Genie agrees to find who gave her the mirror.

In Storybrooke and Sydney and Emma are listening to the recordings from the bug in her office and find out she is meeting someone that night and paying them in secrecy. Emma and Sydney attempt to follow Regina and find that the police car  had the car breaks cut! The car crashes. No one was hurt. Mr. Gold comes out of the woods and tells them that Regina and him had a transaction over land and that’s why they met tonight. Emma asks him why Regina would want his land and he tells her that it was not his business to know why she wanted the land but to make the deal.

The Genie is eating an apple and the Evil Queen’s father meets with him. He gives the Genie a box and tells him to set her free.

Emma and Sydney are going to break into Regina’s office. She breaks in and the alarm goes off. They have six minutes to get the info they need before they get caught. She finds old skeleton keys and she starts look for Henry’s book. Regina gets there and finds them in her office. They tell her that a couple of kids broke in. She sends them both away.

The Genie comes to see the Queen with the box from her father. She tells him the she loves him dearly. He hands her the key to the box. It will give her freedom. There is two snakes in the box. She is willing to die to get out of the palace. She asked for the snakes so they will bite her. The Genie stops her and tells her there is another way. What if the King didn’t live. The Genie tells her for her, he would do anything! He closes the box.

In Storybrooke Henry is writing and drawing out the stories from his book. The stranger comes up and asks Henry about his books. Henry asks what he is doing in Storybrooke. He replies with “Stuff”!

Emma and Sydney are still looking for dirt on Regina. They find some evidence but Emma is having second thoughts about exposing her. Sydney tells her that he had been following Henry and her for weeks now. Emma decides to do it.

The counsel meeting starts and Sydney comes with something they needs to be put in front of the public. Emma is behind him and tells the people that she is building herself a second home on the money of the town. Emma tells them she stole funds to build a lavish home in the woods. She exposes that Sydney questioned her and that’s why she fired him and made him look bad. Regina tells all of them that she is building a play house with the city funds so that Henry and all the children have a safe place to play. Emma feels completely stupid and so does Sydney.

Back in Fairytale land the Genie is taking the box with the snakes to the Kings chambers and letting them go so they bite the King and kill him. The Genie watches as the snakes bite and kill the King. He sits with the King while he dies. He tells him that he is the man that his wife loves. He is going to free his queen and asks for the Kings forgiveness. The King now knows that wishes come with a price.

After the cousel meeting Mr. Gold tells her that it was comendable but she is going to need to have a stronger eye. Regina comes out and tells Emma she needs to back to her job and stop wasting time trying to sabatoge her. Regina tells Emma to stop seeing Henry and she threatens she will get a restraining order if she doesn’t stay away.

At the new play yard Henry is there and Emma is talking to him by way of walkie talkies. She tells Henry that she can’t see him any more because that’s what Regina wants right now. Emma tells Henry she will keep searching for his book. Henry is upset about not seeing Emma.

The new stranger has Henry’s book!

Emma and Sydney are at the Grands Diner having a drink and talking about where they went wrong. Sydney tells her that their are more skeletons in Regina’s closet. Shey cheers to not being fooled again.

The Genie comes to the Queen and tells her that she is now free and they can be together. The Queen tells him they know the snakes came from the Genie’s country so the gards are looking for him. She has arranged for safe passage. The Genie realizes that the Queen did this on purpose to blame the death on him. She tells him to flee the kingdom and never come back. She tells him she doesn’t love him. He says he can’t live without her. He makes his last wish to be with her forever and look upon her face forever. He disappears in thin air and she finds him in the mirror. She laughs and says yes you will now always be with me.

Sydney is with Regina in her office and come to find out he is still working for Regina! He is fooling Emma and she trusts him now. He will be keeping tabs on Emma. Regina flirts with him and says she doens’t know what she would do without him! Will Emma ever learn to not trust everyone so willingly?

Family friend Kathie Lee Gifford thinks that Kim Kardashian should step down and take a break from the world of show business.

Kim has become quite oversaturated in the media, on television and everywhere else, so Kathie Lee definitely has a point. At which point does a famewhore say, “Oh hey, I should take it down a notch?”

Kathie Lee said, “If Kim truly wants to be happy, she needs to get out of the spotlight for a long time.”

She went on to discuss Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries. She said, “She was all caught up in the planning on it. So many people were expecting and counting on her. And a marriage is not about other people. A marriage is about two people getting married. Remember, it’s called reality television, but there’s no reality to it. It’s a show. The reality is very different than what you see on TV.”

So why broadcast a lie then? That’s what we want to know. What do you think? Should Kim step out of the spotlight for a few years? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville said that she once banged Gerard Butler for an entire week and even rated him as an eleven in the sack! And before we could ask the question of who hasn’t banged Gerry, he says that he doesn’t even know who she is! Too funny!

TMZ caught up with the actor to ask about the week-long sexcapade, but he apparently doesn’t remember it whatsoever. He asked, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

HAHAHAHHA. No street cred for you, Brandi – DENIED!

Either Gerard is banging everyone from here to Los Angeles or Brandi isn’t telling the truth. What do you think? What would LeAnn Rimes have to say about this?

At least you would think he would own up to having a woman rate him as an eleven on a scale from one to ten!

Tonight judges Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson are in Houston, Texas for tonight’s episode of American Idol! Are you excited for them to find out whether or not there’s a diamond in the rough in Houston? We are, and as always, we will be providing you with our up-to-the-minute recap of what’s going down in the Lone Star State!

We’ve heard rumors that tonight someone will throw a wedge between all three of the judges and they’re going to fight! Also of note is that awful singer, Jessica Whitely, making her return to tonight’s auditions. Spoiler alert: She doesn’t get through. Instead, she plans on being a two-person act with her sister.

So, will Steven Tyler up his leer count above six? Will Jennifer Lopez look like she’s falling in love with one of the contestants? Will Jessica’s singing murder everyone’s eardrums? Most importantly, will Randy Jackson utter the word “dawg” more than once? All of these questions and more will be answered as we recap the show, live, when it airs — tonight on FOX at 8PM EST!

Stay tuned for the only recap that you’re going to need!

This evening in Houston, Texas the judges are at the ready to hear more auditions! The Texans are ready to rock!

The first contestant of the day is star struck. His name is Phong Vu 25, a Texan native. Is it too much to say that he sucked big time! He sings Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton and he is terrible! He has passion but the voice is bad! The Vote is NO all three! No Hollywood for Phong!

Cameron Dobbins NOPE! Lamounte Hall NOPE!

Skylar Laine, 17 years old She seems to be working out better than the guys in Texas. The Vote comes in: ALL Three YES! Skylar is on her way to Hollywood! She got a golden ticket!

Baylie Brown is back after 5 years and now she is 21 years old. She ready this time. She is wonderful! The Vote is right away! All three votes are YES! She is going to Hollywood for the second time.

Next up is Kristine Osorio! She unbelieveable! The vote is in all three are YES! She is soooo happy! Beautiful voice. Off to Hollywood!

Rachel Turner and Reagan Wilson did not get the boys vote and Jennifer is upset. Cheyenne James is No again by the boys and yes for Jennifer. She gets upset with the boys!

Linda Williams comes up and it’s not really that good. The boys vote her through. Jennifer is not going with it. But she gets out voted! Hollywood she goes whether she deserves or not. Jennifer start to argue with Steven and Randy about the two that were sent home and the one that received the golden ticket.

Will the anger in Jennfer’s tone be too much for the boys that they break? Who knows but there are more contestants are up.

Ok next up is a really strange one so this should be interesting! His name Alejandro Cazares. His voice is terrible! The Vote is NO. He pleads with the judges. This guy breaks down as they vote him NO! They finally escort him out to get rid of him. The revlution is not over says the man with singing voice.

Day Two begins:

The first contestant of the day is Cortez Shaw sings Adele “Someone Like You” Not too shabby but they ask for something else for him but change their mind. He gets the all Three VOTE! He is going to Hollywood! Golden ticket time!

Julie Shuman is next and she is unreal but not in a good way! NO!  Vanessa Hernandez- terrible – NO! Erin “Nire” Nettl WAY NO!

Ryan talks to Steven with ihs mouth full of food as usual! He wipes his mouth on Ryan’s tie!

The last contestant is Ramiro Garcia and even with his troubles with hearing in the past his voice is nice. Steven says he is a power of example! The Three votes come in YES! Hollywood he goes! The golden ticket is obtained. His family is crying and so happy!

54 contestants are on their way to Hollywood from Houston Texas!  They are off to Portland Oregon next week Wednesday!

I bet you never thought you would see Tom Cruiseriding a Tea Cup did ya? Course we never thought he was into aliens either so I guess hell has frozen over.

It looks like the 49 year-old “Mission Impossible” actor had no problems spending the day with this daughter Suri at Disneyland for a little father-daughter bonding time. Katie Holmes was not present for the fun filled trip however Suri looks like she had a blast.

She even had her face painted in purple and pink to match her outfit for the day. What could be better for a 6 year-old? It’s really nice to see some of Hollywood’s finest out and about acting like normal everyday people and enjoying their time with their children!

Makes you sort of wonder why Pat always had a smile on his face doesn’t it. A new interview with Pat Sajak from Wheel Of Fortune reveals that back in Sajak and White’s early years on the show they used to get a little tipsy right before air time.

When asked by Dan Le Batard of Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable, which airs on ESPN 2, if he ever hosted the show while intoxicated, Sajak, 65, came clean.

“Yes,” the TV veteran admitted with a laugh. “When I first started and was much younger and could tolerate those things. We had a different show then.”

With a two-and-a-half hour dinner break during the game show’s early format, Sajak and White would drop by Los Arcos, a Mexican joint in Burbank, for margaritas.

According to Sajak when they would get tanked before the show and come into film the last ones, they had trouble recognizing the alphabet. Would you like rice or beans with that? You can’t help but laugh and wish you had a job that you could get smashed at and not get fired for it!

Drew Barrymore was anything but shy with her man Will kopelman at the afterparty for her new movie “Big Miracle” Wednesday night in Washington, D.C. On lookers and eye witnesses reported that the couple was very close all night long and being all lovey duvey!

People Magazine Reports:

“They were very affectionate the whole night, holding hands and turning into each other to have their own intimate conversations,” says an eyewitness. “He never left her side. They were a team from the beginning to the end.”

The night was a complete success for Barrymore right down the dishes served at the party. The dish choice was wild Alaskan sockeye salmon on D.C. chef Robert Wiedmaier’s menu in order to keep with the theme of the movie Alaska! Eye witnesses claim that Drew spent so much time chatting with guests they she never even had the chance to sample the dish. What a shame!

Just when we thought Miley Cyrus was growing up and learning to act more classy, she goes and has a penis cake made for her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth’s birthday. Personally I find it pretty funny but I must admit that you usually don’t buy a penis cake for your boyfriend to celebrate his birthday but to each his own. What exactly is the bit out of the tip supposed to be? VD anyone?

For her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s 22nd birthday, Miley Cyrus pulled out all the stops — from cute to raunchy!

First, the 19-year-old Hannah Montana star revealed that she gifted the Hunger Games hunk with a puppy named Ziggy, sharing a pic via Twitter early last week.

But when the time arrived to celebrate Hemsworth’s big day at Club Icon in L.A. last Saturday (Hemsworth’s actual birthday was Friday Jan. 20), Cyrus went another direction — surprising Hemsworth with a “Happy Birthday Liam” cake adorned with a p3nis.

Photos at TMZ show Cyrus, er, tasting the black-and-red, X-rated confection, the kind usually seen at bachelorette parties.

Last Song costars Cyrus and Hemsworth quietly rekindled their on-and-off romance in spring 2011.

A pal told Us Weekly that Cyrus is “crazy in love” with her man, set to become a superstar once Hunger Games hits theaters in March. “She wants to establish as much of a foundation in the relationship as possible.”

For pictures of the cake go to TMZ!

American Idol returns tonight with an all new auditions episode in Aspen, Colorado! It looks like we will have a night of terror with some of the horrid singers set to hit the audition stage tonight if rumors can be trusted so make sure you have your remote ready with the mute button at your finger tip.

So far Idol has traveled to Savannah, Georgia, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and San Diego, California in the hunt for the next Idol star and so far they have list of golden ticket winners that are being advanced to Hollywood Week.

As all good reality series shows go, it wouldn’t be a good show without some kind of drama. On Sunday the auditions were held in San Diego, Ca. and Jim Carrey’s daughter Jane Carrey happened to be one of the contestants trying out for the show. Early this week we uncovered news that she was given special privileges such as being able to set an appointment to come in to do her audition, while all the other contestants had to camp out for days and wait in long lines to get their chance. Jane’s singing was not horrible but not what I would call great either. However everyone believes she got the golden ticket because of who she happens to be.

Join us tonight as we go thru the good, the bad, and the ugly with a recap of the show.

Tonight American Idol is ready for the new set of contestants and the judges as usual are ready to be judgmental! Aspen, here we come.

Our first contestant is Jenny Schick and Steven Tyler is google eyeing her. She does heartbreaker by pat benatar as her audition song. The vote is YES by all three. She kisses Tyler on the lips and is so excited she almost trips and falls. She gets the golden ticket!

The next contestant is Curtis Gray, 28, and he is pretty good. He has a beautiful voice. The Vote is yes on all three! He’s going to Hollywood!

Contestants Richie Law, Devan Jones, Mathenne Jarvis  are all welcomed to Hollywood! Golden Ticket Winners! Judges are impressed!

19 year old contestant Tealana Hedgespeth and although she has been living in her sisters shadows the judges quickly see she is not that good! She is hilarious! The vote is No all three! The singing was terrible! She is upset!

The next contestant Haley Smith, 18, who lives in a log cabin and loves outdoors. She starts to sing and Steven is amazed singing “somethin good”. She put her own spin on it and Steven is honored to be here listening to her. The vote is YES by all three! She is going to Hollywood! She does a cute hippie dance.

The afternoon starts off on a let’s just say bad note!  Teh first contestant Alanna Snare, she is a bartender at a place that sells bull testicles.  She is not good. Melody is way off. The vote is NO for all three!

Shelby Tweten, 17  she is bipolar and struggling to stay on the meds. AI is giving her something to believe in. She sings Carrie Underwood. She was beautiful! Jlo is almost in years. Her voice and melody is right. The vote is yes by all three! She has the golden ticket!

The next contestants are terrible! I mean really bad! The judges are feeling a bit cold!

Jairon Jackson, 19, from Denver with an orignal piece they he wrote. His voice takes them by surprise! ” He is a lover”, Jlo. They love him. The vote is YES! All three. To Hollywood he goes! He is soo excited he breaks a light in the entry way.

 Next up is Angie Zeiderman  , 25, She likes Lady Gaga! So you know it’s going to be interesting. They are trying not to laugh. Randy doesn’t like show tunes.  She does another song and knocks them out of their chairs.  The voice is nice. She gets the YES vote! Hollywood Weeks he goes!

Audition room is party central. Magic Cyclops is next and he is scarey. I mean really scarey.  He calls himself the bearded lady. He has an accent because all he watched were BBC programing.  He sings Margaritaville and a tune from Neil Diamond. Randy thinks this guy is bogus! He even has a show! Steven Tyler escorts him out.

31 singers are on their way to Hollywood! Tomorrow is Houston. Texas!

A super skinny Angelina Jolie graces the cover of the latest issue of Star magazine with the title stating that she’s 98 pounds, pregnant and heading to rehab! Perhaps they should’ve gone with the Demi Moore story?

They are also reporting that the real reason behind Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce was COCAINE! Color us shocked!

In addition to that, they are also making the claim that Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant by husband Michael Douglas. Interesting. I have to wonder if that one is actually true.

Of course, they couldn’t overlook the drama that is surrounding Heidi Klum’s divorce from Seal and the “fight that broke them up”. Was it about fashion?!? Say it was about fashion!

Also featured is Gwen Stefani divorcing Gavin Rossdale because of some secrets that she uncovered about him! Was it his cross-dressing bisexual ways? Because that wasn’t really a secret.

Do you believe the rumors?

According to the latest issue of National Enquirer, Lisa Marie Presley, John Travolta and Marie Osmond are all getting divorced!

Wow, that would be a shock, wouldn’t it? Especially with John Travolta and Kelly Preston, considering they just had a son, Benjamin! The tabloid reports that Lisa Marie is having vicious fights with her husband Michael Lockwood. In addition to that, Marie Osmond tells her hubby, Stephen Craig that she’s divorced him once and she’ll do it again!

Also featured in this issue is Paula Deen, who was just diagnosed with diabetes…they’re giving her three years to live. In addition to that George Clooney is blasting Ryan Gosling?!? Nah, we’re not buying that one bit. He may have been upset with Ryan that he was filming in Thailand while he should’ve been at the Golden Globes, but going as far as saying George “blasted” his royal hotness? No way.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is eating for two? Kim Kardashian is targetting Tim Tebow? Like he’d have anything to do with her. Oprah was saved by Hinduism and Star Jones has packed on 37 pounds since having her gastric bypass surgery.

Do you believe any of the hype?

Now we’re getting down to business! We’re learning what exactly happened to Kim Kardashian that made her this much of a money-grubbing famewhore — and it all boils down to her mother, Kris Jenner. It sounds like one of those revelations that you would hear in therapy.

An ex told In Touch Weekly how Kris really destroyed Kim and turned her into the famewhore that we’ve all grown to hate. Kris pushed Kim to have sex at only 14! WTF? Seriously?!?

Kim was also said to be brainwashed by her mother’s obsession with money. That sounds about right. There’s nothing like a fat paycheck from just showing up to places and cashing in, is there? Especially when all you had to do to achieve this level of popularity was to release a sex tape.

In addition to Kim’s brainwashing, they’ve also caught Johnny Depp with his publicist! So were his girlfriend’s denials true?

Underneath that drama, they’ve got a piece on Teen Mom Leah Messer sadly losing her babies. Get well soon, Leah. Such a tragedy!

No one really seems to know what happened that caused Heidi Klum and her husband of nearly seven years, Seal, to divorce. There is rampant speculation that he was a bully and had a temper, but neither of them have come forward to debunk the rumors and set the record straight.

According to Us Weekly, the couple had some pretty vicious fights along with having to deal with jealousy, which caused a rift between them. And their four children were all caught in the middle!

From the magazine:

As Heidi and Seal announce their separation after seven years together, the new issue of Us Weekly investigates their vicious fights and jealousy issues and looks at how their four kids are coping.

A friend of the couple told Us, “They’ve had a very rough road lately. They’re either madly in love or having crazy fights.”

Also featured in this issue is Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong talking about how her former husband Russell almost killed her. In addition, they’ve got a story on a pregnancy announcement saving Kristin Cavallari’s engagement to Jay Cutler. Also, Bachelor Ben Flajnik is seemingly falling for that vapid twit Courtney. Are you surprised?